DON’T PANIC: a satirical roundup of the events of the last few weeks

Atlas Monitor | 15 August 2014

One might be tempted to suggest that Shonky-JohnKey-Shylock; Prime Sinister of New Zealand, pushed that poor girl off the balcony in Surfer’s Paradise to distract from Nicky “Hager the Horrible’s”  allegations. Could  that story be completely fabricated? Stranger things have happened with greater implications. Just like the Gulf of Tonkin incident. Remember the Maine? I’ve seen compelling evidence to suggest that the Sandy Hook ‘massacre’ was a hoax.
Meanwhile, Kim Dotcom’s ex “Mona” (not exactly sure what she’s Mon-ing about?) is enrolled at business school. What could they possibly teach her? Is she not the greatest gold digger since Imelda Marcos?
And there’s ebola being hyped by the WHO to the point they’re prepared to endorse an experimental vaccine manufactured by a company with a felony record.
BTW there’s a monument in Georgia called ‘The Georgia Guidestones’, sometimes referred to as the ‘American Stonehenge’, where chiselled in granite is the desire to reduce the world’s population to a manageable 500 million (that’s 97% reduction in the current population). There’s a list of utopian ideals immortalized in stone that could’ve been authored by Bill Gates, Ted Turner and other Satanists of the Rosicrucian order.
Speaking of ‘utopia’ a UK channel 4 TV series called ‘Utopia’ just concluded this week. The plot – a shadowy group of elites called ‘the network’ are planning to stage the release of the deadly (RUSSIAN) flu virus to create a pandemic scare. They push an experimental vaccine that contains an enzyme called “JANUS” that will sterilize all that receive the vaccine.  The enzyme is formulated by mad genius Dr Philip Carvel whose dastardly plan is depicted by cryptic clues published in a graphic novel that ultimately gives away the existence and nature of this diabolical plot to a gaggle of sci-fi fans WHO get caught up in a situation they never imagined.
The plan of ‘the network’ is to reduce the population of the world by 90% … “to save the earth” … (note to everybody – make sure Russel Norman NEVER becomes Minister of ‘Health’) ..
Just to be clear …  At the same time there’s an ebola scare being hyped by the media across the world and an experimental vaccine being introduced with an endorsement from the WHO; a TV show in the UK has just concluded where the same thing, more or less, is the central plot. And there’s a monument in Georgia USA celebrating the whole super idea.
There’s also Gaza and the Ukraine; and Iraq … Syria … Fukushima (did we forget?) … Libya’s no good either … the NSA … WTF …
DON’T PANIC !!!
jb

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